Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Tumblr: NAKED ASSES SHAKING! NAKED ASSES SHAKING!
Tumblr: BREASTS FOR EVERYONE!
Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally...– Timothy Leary (via revolutioneyes)
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
The United States:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.